♪ Camp Lakebottom, where the zombies drool ♪
[scream]
♪ Cape Lakebottom, where the spooks are cool ♪
♪ Cape Lakebottom, don't eat that food ♪
♪ Cape Lakebottom, bring your monster attitude ♪
♪ Camp! Lakebottom! Yeah! ♪
♪ Camp! Lakebottom! ♪
McGEE: Camp Sunnysmiles.
Nothing's gonna stop us from having
the ultimate summer, Right, sis?
High‐five?
Bad enough I have to spend a summer with my brother.
Now you expect me to talk to you, too?
[horn honks]
I'm, warning you, McGee,
don't embarrass me in front of the camp owner's son.
[growls]
Ohh! Hi, Jordan!
Hey Suzi!
Hey McGee.
You ready to be the biggest loser at camp?
[snorting hyena laugh]
Ooh, even you can't ruin my summer, Buttsquat.
We'll see about that.
All full, McGee.
You'll have to take the Loser Express!
[laughs]
Buttsquat...
[snorts]
[door slams]
Hm...
Yeaaaah!
Hi, I'm... [sniffs]
O‐kaaay...
That's Squirt. I'm Gretchen.
Hey. I'm McGee.
You ready for a great summer at Camp Sunnysmiles?
Yeah.
Can't wait to waste an entire summer
on a plastic playground with a bunch of lame‐oids.
No offense.
Aw, come on!
It's gonna be amazing.
The great outdoors at the ultimate resort camp.
Check it out.
[heavenly choir]
So long, Bottom Dwellers!
[evil laugh]
[thunder clap]
Huh?
[owl hoots]
[crow cries]
[wolf howls]
Uh, this doesn't look like camp Sunnysmiles.
End of the line, kiddy.
[engine starts]
[screams]
I'm going to call a cab...
[gasp] Great.
We're in a dead zone.
[scream]
[grunting and groaning]
I've been waiting for you!
Keep waitin', buddy!
[grunts]
Run!
Careful with those branches campers!
You could poke an eye out.
Where are we going?
Anywhere but there!
[scream]
I hope you kids know getting this stain out
will be MURDER!
[voice echoes] MURDER!
[screams]
What is this place, Camp Dead by Noon?
Seriously?
A zombie with a chainsaw hand
and a giant furball covered in blood!
I think the furball is a sasquatch.
They're actually quite shy
and only eat people on special occasions.
Well that's comforting.
[loud thump]
[evil laugh]
You need fattening up.
Who's first?
[scream]
Squirt, let's go!
[scream]
[gasp]
Bus Squasher is BACK!
[scream]
[grunting]
Hiyah!
[giggling]
[grunting]
Whoa!
Sunnysmiles.
[heavenly choir]
Oof!
Instead of wasting your time sightseeing
how about coming up with a plan?
Give me your phone...
I think I can get a signal up here!
Okay, but make it snappy.
This serpent's kung fu is ridiculous!
[buttons beep]
[phone rings]
Hello?
McGEE: Suzi! Alert!
With a chainsaw hand and a giant sasquatch thingie
and a million tentacles
and an evil lunch bag with a cleaver...
Hey there, baby bruv!
Don't know why you got on the wrong bus
but you are totally missing out...
McGEE: But... But...
Here at Sunnysmiles we've got zero gravity water polo,
a 24 hour make‐your‐own‐sundae bar!
Naturally, I'm the new Camp Queen!
McGEE: SOOZ! You've got to help us!
You don't have to yell, McGee.
I'm not deaf!
Except when I don't want to hear what you're saying.
So, what did you say?
I said come and get us
before we're all monster lunch meat!
SUZI: Ha, ha. You're so funny.
Gotta go!
[whistles]
Slimey! Put those campers, down!
Agh! Ooof!
Ooh! Heh heh heh.
I'll take care of them now.
We've got big plans for you kids.
[laughs]
Be back soon! [laughs]
Whew! We'll be safe in here!
Ya think?
I call the top bunk!
[giggling]
[thumping]
SAWYER: Hey. The door is stuck!
But don't worry, campers.
That won't stop us!
ARMAND: Let us in, you little monsters!
ROSEBUD: We want to have you for lunch!
[screaming]
Come on, this is our chance for a head start!
[giggling]
SAWYER: Hey, where they'd go?
SHH!
[splat]
[muffled] Let me go!
Smooth move, commando.
[grunting]
Okay. Let's try that again.
Follow me.
We've got to get to Camp Sunnysmiles, fast!
Good thing I'm an expert at picking locks!
Almost there!
Ugh, why won't this thing OPEN?
Stand aside, Houdini.
Come on Squirt!
But I don't wanna go‐OO!
[sniffling]
Hello, little fishies.
Are you hungry for turkey jerky?
[giggles]
Hey! Stop!
Come back!
They're following us!
Hi guys!
Let's go! Come on!
Go go go go go go gooo!
Slimey, slow them down!
Look out! Yeow!
Gretchen, throw that turkey jerky into their boat.
Turkey jerky?
Don't mind if I do.
[screaming]
Fishies sure like the jerky!
We made it!
See guys! I totally saved us!
I'm not so sure about that, McGee.
It looks like we have some guests
from the camp across the lake!
Care to join us for Camp Sunnysmiles
Opening Day watermelon seed spitting contest?
Yeah Bottom Dwellers.
You can even be our new targets!
[laughs]
Oh yes.
Sorry, baby bruv bruv.
But I'm Camp Queen now.
Nasty rival camp pranks are part of the gig.
She's your sister?
ANNOUNCER: Our new Miss Always Sunny is...
Suzi!
Would someone please remove the runner‐up from the stage?
I'd rather spend my summer in a snake pit
than be at the same camp as Suzi!
You're right, Gretch.
Living at Sunnysmiles
is a fate worse than monster mutilation.
BUTTSQUAT: Sunnysmilers!
Geeeet ready to spit!
[cheering]
Ready...
Aim...
And Fi ‐ Huh?
[roaring]
[screaming]
[loud roar]
[whimpering]
Stop messing with our campers!
[loud roar]
They're the only ones we've got.
[whistles]
[groaning]
[coughing]
You campers scared the life out of me.
Huh?
But you're a zombie.
Sure I'm a zombie but I've still got a heart.
See?
We've waited so long for actual campers,
we got carried away.
We'll understand if you...
[sniff]
don't want to stay.
But no one should have to live with the Sunnysmilers.
Those kids give me the creeps!
Don't worry, guys,
from now on, we're Bottom Dwellers,
through and through!
[gasp]
[screams]
McGEE: Ahhh! See guys?
Camp Lakbottom is the place to be.
It'll do.
This calls for a rousing rendition
of the Camp Lakebottom song!
Ready Rosebud?
Ready!
Sawyer? Ready Armand!
[plucks string]
[screaming]
Music to my ears.
McGEE: Dear Mom...
This is gonna be the most awesome summer ever.
Camp Lakebottom's... a scream!
♪ ♪